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You found the secret brew!

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A — the legendary Konami Steep.
Larry Masinter would be proud.

Unlocking: Ultra Premium Earl Grey Mode

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HOW DARE YOU

This is a TEAPOT. You typed "coffee" into a teapot cluster search bar.
RFC 2324 §2.3.2 strictly prohibits this behaviour.
Your IP has been reported to IANA.

Cluster: HEALTHY
tea-production
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Total Brews Today
2,718
↑ 12.4% vs yesterday
418 Errors (coffee)
418
Working as intended ✓
Avg Steep Time
4m 18s
Target: 4m 18s ✓
Kettle Saturation
97.3%
Perfectly scalding
Live Request Log 2 req/s
Recent Requests HTCPCP/2.0
BREW/pot/earl-grey?steep=4m18s2003ms
BREW/pot/coffee ← LOL4180ms
GET/healthz2001ms
POST/espresso (nice try)4180ms
BREW/pot/oolong200258s
Temperature Telemetry 100°C target
Last 20 readings · ● Kettle temp (°C)
Teapot AI — Last Response Idle
🤖 Teapot AI (RFC 2324 §7.1)
Click "Brew New Pot" or "Deploy to Prod" to get a live AI response from the teapot...
Modelteapot-sonnet-418
ComplianceRFC 2324 Strict
Coffee policyREJECT_ALL
namespace: tea-production · htcpcp/2.0 · RFC 2324 · Larry Masinter Memorial Cluster --:--:-- UTC · 0s uptime